Counting is hard, nine or ten?

One of the funniest countings that exists is of course when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc is to be used in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Yesterday, the evening newspapers in Sweden tried to count to ten, or nine, or…whatever.